delicious about the incongruous

I like situations. There is something delicious about the incongruous. When the awkward arises the reactions and potential are simply amazing.

The slight woman walks into the room looking incredible in her diaphanous gown; she giggles a little bit, nods her head to the guests then as she reaches the front of the room she turns those powder blue eyes into a harsh death stare and asks firmly, "hands up all those who have broken all Ten Commandments?"