Conservative leader "Big Green" Steven Harper (nee "Call me King") has gone green… suddenly on the night of November 4rth Big Steve woke up from a dream… suddenly it occurred to him out of heavy air... suddenly, all by himself he realized that it did not matter what you called it… the ENVIROMENT was important.
In other strange occurrences at 24 Sussex, Big Steve slipped on his “Mr. Nice” Sweater vest and Calgary Business Blue slippers and called up Barack Obama and sang softly into the phone…
In other strange occurrences at 24 Sussex, Big Steve slipped on his “Mr. Nice” Sweater vest and Calgary Business Blue slippers and called up Barack Obama and sang softly into the phone…
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?
No word yet on Barack Obama’s impression of this strangeness other than to hang up the phone.
This just in... Peter McKay WILL have an idea SOON his spokespeople say...
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